Dirt Merchant (1999)

Jenna Jameson: Holly So Tightly

Quotes 

• [after looking at a series of portraits of Holly So Tightly alongside famous singers] 

  Dirt Merchant : Unbelievable!

  Holly So Tightly : What is?

  Dirt Merchant : You've humped half of my record collection.

  Holly So Tightly : Whatever...

• Dirt Merchant : I knew it all along. But why? Huh? Why?

  Holly So Tightly : Why do you think? Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!

  Dirt Merchant : You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?

  Holly So Tightly : I'm not whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!

  Dirt Merchant : What about Ronnie? Huh?

  Holly So Tightly : Figure it out, "Encyclopedia Brown"!

• [Holly So Tightly suddenly stops her car around the runaway Dirt Merchant] 

  Holly So Tightly : Come with me if you wanna leave.

  Dirt Merchant : Huh?

  Holly So Tightly : Don't worry, I know you're innocent!

  Dirt Merchant : You do?

  Holly So Tightly : Just get in the car!

• [after Dirt Merchants' roommates get paid by a reporter and start talking provocatively about him] 

  Holly So Tightly : Consider yourself lucky...

  [pulls Dirt Merchant to bed with her] 

  Holly So Tightly : ...at least you still have friends!

  Holly So Tightly : My last three guys... Eric, Bart, John... dead! Gone!

  [puts her arm around him and starts crying] 

  Holly So Tightly : I mean, do I have bad Karma or what?

  Dirt Merchant : Maybe, you know... but ah... well, sometimes... shit just happens.

  Holly So Tightly : Ah... you are so understanding.

  Dirt Merchant : Thanks.

  Holly So Tightly : Kiss me, you tool!

  [kisses him] 

• [after Dirt Merchant joins Holly So Tightly per her request in centering himself via meditation] 

  Holly So Tightly : Ok, I'm centered. Now do me dirty, Dirt!

  [jumps him] 

  Holly So Tightly : [Holly So Tightly mounts Dirt Merchant aggressively in a pool's corner] 

  Holly So Tightly : [afterwards]  I hope you don't mind me using you like a hapless sack of meat. But you know, sometimes a girl just gotta have it.

  Dirt Merchant : [breathing to relax]  Yeah, no problem, I guess...