Drive Me Crazy (1999)

Melissa Joan Hart: Nicole Maris

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Quotes 

• Nicole : Who are we making jealous?

  Chase : Everyone Nicole... everyone.

• Nicole : Prince charming is a dick, bring on the frogs.

  Chase : Ribbit.

• Chase : I was hoping I could ask to cut in.

  Nicole : Well Ray left, but it's okay with me... I bet you can still catch him if you hurry.

  Chase : actually I wanted to dance with you.

• Mr. Hammond : We're moving in together.

  [Nicole and Chase give one another a surprised look] 

  Mrs. Maris : Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.

  Nicole : Sure, well... tell you what. Why don't you two think about it here, and we'll go think about it in the treehouse.

• Nicole : There are rules, you know.

  Brad Seldon : [Brad is drunk]  "Rules"?

  Nicole : Rules!

  Brad Seldon : What rules?

  Ray : Seniors rule!

  Nicole : You don't send Designated Dave to ask if I'll go with you if you don't plan on following through with the offer.

  Brad Seldon : I was going to. I-I-I was going to. It's-It's just that...

  Chase : [mockingly]  He just - He-He-He just - He just - He-He...

  Nicole : Shut up!

  Brad Seldon : I don't know. I - I fell in love.

• Nicole : You know, I still have the letter you wrote me in 7th grade.

  Chase : Burn it.

  Nicole : You said, uh - You said you hated me, and there was sonething in there about how the only way you'd ever touch me again was if you came down with leprosy.

  Chase : Sorry about that.

  Nicole : Don't be. I deserved it. I'm the one who should be sorry. Chase, when your mom got sick...

  Chase : Please Nicole lets not do this.

  Nicole : I want to, I've wanted to say this for 5 years now. When your mom got sick, I couldn't bear to go over to your house it was too hard, I was too scared. I just wanted to cry all the time. Everytime I saw her, everytime I saw you. Even when we were together, you wouldn't say anything you would just sit there. So when you started wigging out in school, skipping, pulling fire alarms, I just acted like I didn't know you.

  Chase : Well I'm over it now.

  Nicole : Well, good night.

  Chase : Yeah.

• Sue Ryan : It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon's available.

  Nicole : It's easy to be a bitch either way.

• [Nicole is crossing out guys in her yearbook] 

  Nicole : Moron. One eyebrow. Taking GEORGANNE WARNER. Failed health. Taking Sue. Taking Dee Vine.

  [She scribbles a guy's face out] 

  Nicole : Refers to himself as "The De-Virginator".

• Nicole : Its called an easy-out-clause because its supposed to be EASY

• Alicia DeGasario : Nicole, I'm honestly sorry about how things worked out. I really thought Brad was gonna ask you.

  Nicole : He did. But I already had a date. He was bummed, so I let him know you were easy.

• Sue Ryan : It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon is available.

  Nicole : It's easy to be a bitch either way.

• [Chase and Nicole are kissing] 

  Nicole : Oh, hey Dulcie.

  Dulcie : Get a room.

• Mrs. Maris : We're moving in together.

  Nicole : What?

  Mr. Hammond : Maybe we should think about this.

  Nicole : Okay, you think about it here and we'll think about it in the tree-house.