Drive Me Crazy (1999)

William Converse-Roberts: Mr. Hammond

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• Mr. Hammond : Are you stoned? You can tell me you know, I'd be cool.

  Chase : Yeah I know you'd be cool.

  Mr. Hammond : What is that supposed to mean?

  Chase : It means I've read your yearbook. "Onward through the fog. Light up and party, have sex be free. We're the class of '73."

  Mr. Hammond : Are you stoned?

  Chase : Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy.

• Mr. Hammond : We're moving in together.

  [Nicole and Chase give one another a surprised look] 

  Mrs. Maris : Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.

  Nicole : Sure, well... tell you what. Why don't you two think about it here, and we'll go think about it in the treehouse.

• Mrs. Maris : We're moving in together.

  Nicole : What?

  Mr. Hammond : Maybe we should think about this.

  Nicole : Okay, you think about it here and we'll think about it in the tree-house.