Stanley Simon
Bob Stein
Vicki Livingston
Seth (as Phillip Rhys)
Marky Marx
Guy
Mrs. Livingston
Mr. Livingston
Nan
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigger
Mr. Biggest
Grumpy Senior (as Brian Doyle Murray)
Mr. Ellias
Jesse Livingston
Pecker Peeker
Police Officer
Reporter Trent Holloway (as Steve Brown)
Revolutionary #1
Revolutionary #3
Revolutionary #4
Women in Need of Copies
Albino Advocate
Albino Advocate's Friend
Mime Hater
Bingo Lady (as Juliana McCarthy)
Billy Bob
Celebrating Boy (uncredited)