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Simon Sez (1999)

PG-13 | 85 min | Action, Comedy

Basketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.

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Dennis Rodman

Simon
Dane Cook

Nick Miranda
John Pinette

Micro
Ricky Harris

Macro
Filip Nikolic

Michael Gabrielli

(as Filip Nikolitch)
Natalia Cigliuti

Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund

The Dancer

(as Emma Sjoberg)
Jérôme Pradon

Ashton
Xin Xin Xiong

Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henry Courseaux

Bernard Gabrielli
Igor De Savitch

Colonel Jacques Telore
Clayton Day

William Fence
Jean-Michel Dagory

Frenais
Pierre Madengar

Etiophian Vendor
Kevin Alyn Elders

British Reporter

(as Kevin Elders)

Director:

Kevin Alyn Elders

Writers:

Moshe Diamant (story), Rudy Cohen (story), Andrew Miller, Andrew Lowery

Awards

1 win.

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Trivia

Robert Downey Jr. was replaced with Dane Cook because Downey dropped out and they needed someone within a few days.

Quotes

Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!

When Ashton has Claire tied up in his library, he goes outside to meet her father. After acquiring the disk he goes to test it. When we next see Ashton he is in a car on the way back to his house, presumably from checking the disk. But when he reached his house, he goes back inside to check the disk there. It is unclear as to why he then even left his house in the first place, if the equipment he needed was already there.