Darryl: Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, "Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'"
Michael: How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!'
Darryl: [Darryl laughing] That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!
Darryl: I'm not afraid of anything.
Michael: Ok, how 'bout this tarantula?
Sally: Arachnophobia - - fear of spiders.
Darryl: That doesn't scare me.
Michael: Then what about this snake?
Sally: Snakephobia - - fear of snakes.
Darryl: That doesn't scare me either.
Michael: [pulls out video tapes] Ok, what about these movies..."When Harry Met Sally", "Sleepless In Seattle", and "You've Got Mail"?
Darryl: Eeeeek! Get those away from me!
Sally: Megaphobia - - fear of Meg Ryan movies.
Milsap Morris: You two are busier than a pallbearer at the Kennedy compound
Ronnie: Ain't no thang but a chicken wang!