Self / George Newman (UHF, Beverly Hillbillies) / Ricky Ricardo (Ricky) / Amish Man (Amish Paradise)
Various
Lucy Ricardo (Ricky) (archive footage)
Dr. Demento (Ricky, Headline News) / Cashier (I Love Rocky Road) / Proctor (I Lost on Jeopardy) (archive footage)
Gang Leader (Eat It) (archive footage)
Self (I Lost On Jeopardy) (archive footage)
Self - Jeopardy Announcer (I Lost On Jeopardy) (archive footage)
Jethro Bodine (Beverly Hillbillies) (archive footage)
Noodles MacIntosh (UHF) (archive footage)
Barney Rubble / Dino (voice) (archive footage)
Chocolate Stealer (Gump) (archive footage)
Bob (UHF) (archive footage)
Jock Dundee (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Uncle Harvey (UHF) (archive footage)
Band: Keyboard (archive footage)
Forrest Gump (Gump) (archive footage)
The Pope (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Burr (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Moroni (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Ellie May Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) (archive footage)
Pamela Finklestein (UHF) (archive footage)
Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) (archive footage)
Michael Fay (archive footage)
Self - Jeopardy Announcer (I Lost on Jeopardy) (archive footage)
Philo (UHF) (archive footage)
Self (You Don't Love Me Anymore) (archive footage)
Amish Wife (Amish Paradise) (archive footage)
Lil (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Teri (UHF) (archive footage)
Amish Boy (Amish Paradise) (archive footage)
Johnny Kelly / Johnny Dangerously (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Musical Mike
Sumo Wrestling Fan (Headline News) (archive footage)
Millard Snotkin (I Lost on Jeopardy) (archive footage)
R.J. Fletcher (UHF) (archive footage)
Danny Vermin (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Tonya Harding
Self ('Christmas at Ground Zero') (archive footage)
Fred Flintstone (voice) (archive sound)
Stanley Spadowski (UHF) (archive footage)
Granny (Beverly Hillbillies) (archive footage)
Ma Kelly (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Lorena Bobbitt (Headline News) (archive footage)
Young Johnny (This Is The Life) (archive footage)
Self
Cameraman (UHF) / Gang Member (Fat) (archive footage) (as Lou B. Washington)
Mom - I Lost On Jeopardy / Amish Woman - Amish Paradise (archive footage)
Dad (I Lost On Jeopardy) / Amish Man (Amish Paradise) (archive footage)
Tourist - Amish Paradise (uncredited)
John Wayne Bobbit (uncredited)