- Nick: Look, I've tried, I've really, really tried, but I just can't sleep with someone that I don't think is pretty.
- Rod: Now, park this heap, come on inside and let's spend some quality time over some cheap beer.
- Kelly: You're a nice guy to visit, but I wouldn't want to date ya.
- Rod: God, to think a roommate of mine can romance the panties off a girl, and not sleep with her. What the hell's this world coming to?
- Jack: The last thing I want to do is have sex with someone who's in love with me.
- Rod: Dude. You don't have to say a word. Chicks, man.