Brian George credited as playing...
Paulie Chopra
- Indian Bartender: May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: You're a Sikh, Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws?
- Indian Bartender: Yes. Yes. It gets very complicated. I'm reading Dianetics.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Don't blame you.
- Indian Bartender: Um, let me get this straight. I am talking to a pries who went on a bender because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Right.
- Indian Bartender: Thank you. I want to thank you for telling me this story.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Why?
- Indian Bartender: Because now I can retire.
- Indian Bartender: Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: It's a little more complicated than that.
- Indian Bartender: Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...
- [Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar]
- Indian Bartender: Holy shit.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Exactly.
- Paulie Chopra: I would like to thank you for telling me that story.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Why?
- Paulie Chopra: Because now I have heard it all, and I can retire.