Bad Boys II (2003)

Gabrielle Union: Syd

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Quotes 

• Marcus Burnett : [referring to the loose swimming pool ladder]  Get my screwdriver! Damn bolts.

  Theresa : Don't mind him. He's just upset because he was injured.

  Syd : Is he okay?

  Theresa : His wound is fine. It's, um... *other things* that were affected.

  Syd : Oh... oh!

  Marcus Burnett : [looks up at her]  Theresa!

  Theresa : What?

  Marcus Burnett : [to Syd]  It's just nerve damage.

  [to Theresa] 

  Marcus Burnett : You not gonna spoil this... I'll talk to you about it.

• Mike Lowery : [while driving]  All right, everybody start shooting at somebody! Shoot! Shoot!

  [everyone does, then] 

  Marcus Burnett : Shit, I'm out!

  Mike Lowery : [checks his pistol]  I got two rounds left.

  Marcus Burnett : [checks his pistol]  One in the chamber.

  Syd : [checks her pistol]  I'm out.

  Mike Lowery : All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?

  Tito Vargas : I got one, in my hip!

  Syd : Oh God, he's hit!

• Marcus Burnett : To the DEA you're nothing but a honeypot.

  Syd : What did you say?

  Marcus Burnett : It's no wonder you got the job because you look good in a bathing suit.

• Mike Lowery : Vargas, abort, abort! We're not gonna make it to the tunnel! Go to Plan B! We're going to Plan B!

  Marcus Burnett : What Plan B?

  Mike Lowery : [pause]  You don't pay attention to SHIT! That's your problem...!

  [they start arguing in the middle of the gunfight] 

  Syd : Are you fucking shitting me? LET'S GO!

  Mike Lowery : [to Marcus]  Follow me, FOLLOW ME!

  Detective Mateo Reyes : [in the escape tunnel]  Plan B? What the hell is Plan B?

• Mike Lowery : Marcus is not very happy with me right now.

  Syd : Mike

  Mike Lowery : No no, Syd, I'm telling you that is Scarface limping around in there. No, really we need to give that boy a few minutes to let his butt heal up good.

  Syd : We like each other, what's the big deal? I'm just going to tell him right now because this is dumb.

  Mike Lowery : Whoa, whoooo, hold up, hold up. I'm going to tell him, I mean it ain't like I'm going to tell him.

  Syd : When?

  Mike Lowery : I just need a minute. I mean we're not vibin' I just... need a minute.

  Syd : Mike, he's my brother. Ok? Don't be scared. Toughen up, chief.

  Mike Lowery : Oh hey. I didn't say I was scared. Just something wrong with your brother.

• Mike Lowery : Remember when I went to New York? And I said, "Syd". I ran into Syd. I mean, Syd ran into me. In New York on the street. And I said, "wassup?" and we was hungry. So then she had fish. It was grouper. Then I had some chicken. I was supposed to come home, but I didn't.

  Syd : We went out on a date. Five, actually. Now we're seeing each other.

  Mike Lowery : Wait. Hold up. Out of respect for you, Marcus, nothin' happened.

  Marcus Burnett : Hey Mike. Why are you trippin' man?

  Mike Lowery : We wanted to make sure that you was cool with it.

  Marcus Burnett : Doesn't matter what I think, you know? Hey, I had to find out like this, right? Don't matter. Let me ask you a question. Were you all gonna have babies? A little bunch of mini-Mikes? Huh, a bunch of little lyin' violent motherfuckers?

  Mike Lowery : Marcus, nothing happened!

  Marcus Burnett : I just want to say, momma's going to be thrilled.

  Mike Lowery : You know what? You need to go 'woo-saw' something for a second.

  Marcus Burnett : Woo-saw.