The Industry (1998–2002)

Peter Keleghan: Alan Roy

Quotes 

• Alan Roy : Do you know what it costs to produce television if it doesn't have to be any good? I assure you, our collection of third rate programming is second to none.

• Veronica : You went to Sundance before it was famous? That doesn't sound like you.

  Alan Roy : I was skiing.

  Veronica : That sounds like you.

• Alan Roy : So you're out of the hospital now, huh?

  Wanda : Uh, yeah!

  Alan Roy : Made a speedy recovery, didn't you?

  Wanda : Yeah, I, uh, I did.

  Alan Roy : So what was it? Low blood sugar? Scurvy?

  Wanda : Um... low blood scurvy?

• Richard Strong : Actually, I'm a socialist.

  Alan Roy : You are not a socialist.

  Richard Strong : How do you know I'm not a socialist?

  Alan Roy : You drive a Lexus.

  Richard Strong : It's a lease.

• Alan Roy : The government department in charge of making sure kids wear helmets while skateboarding called the government department in charge of telling kids not to have sex and complained that the kid in the ad wasn't wearing a helmet!

  Victor : You're supposed to wear helmets during sex now?

  Alan Roy : And shin guards, AND wrist protectors!

  Victor : Well, wrist protectors I can see, but...