The initial entry in a successful porn series, "Rain Woman" is pure shuck. As usual, one has to search for lowest of the low, my choice being pro wrestling (see WWF/WWE) for comparison.
Yes, the play on the Dustin Hoffman/Tom Cruise hit movie's title refers to Squirting, that porno invention that somehow endures for decades. Lowend porn fans swear by it, unless I suppose one lives in Germany where more authentic p*ssing videos serve the same purpose and have the added bonus of humiliation.
Here we have Fallon as the squirter, not the fountains of fake squirt that have made Cytherea, Jada Fire and Angela Stone famous way back when. Fallon's emissions are somewhat more believable and hence unimpressive.
Jerry Butler and Randy West are writing a book on female orgasm, and their bartender pal Joey Silvera volunteers to help them with research. Interviewing leads immediately to sex, and supposedly Fallon saves the day with her gimmick. It's all "Gee whiz!!" reactions to the phony porn shtick.
Uneventful would exaggerate the nothingness of this video, short and utterly stupid. Bionca plays their publisher and Aja is along for the ride along with Fifi Bardot who delivers a French accent.
Squirting remains an oft-used gimmick over 30 years later with Veronica Rodriguez, Adriana Chechik and Megan Rain frequent practitioners. I keep waiting for product placement by Poland Spring, Evian, Fiji or Perrier, and perhaps a manufacturer of turkey basters.
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