- Tina: He told me to tell you, and I quote, that the flaming fruitcake can just wait until his office freezes over.
- Henry: Hi, I'm Henry Spooner, and uh, you've ignored me for about ten years but, um...I'm president of the chess club!
- Jerry: Oh, so what's Foster now, Amish? How nice for him. Someday he'll be able to grow a beard and it'll all make sense.