Cop #1: No shit, Mack! You love the same woman as your brother?
[From the Director's Statement...]
Emma: What's marijuana? What's marijuana?
Old Man: See what you've done?
Mack: All due respect, old timer.
Old Man: Call me old timer?
Mack: No mother ever tells their daughter, "Find yourself a nice poet to marry." It's always a doctor or a lawyer. That's why Ian's getting married. He's a lawyer.
Syd: You must be the recluse. I'm Sid Huntley, the bride's father, and this is my wife, Sarah.
Mack: Can't a guy even run over a skunk on his brother's wedding day without it being an omen?