- Host: Top four answers are on the board. We asked one hundred married men which of the seven dwarves describes your wife in bed?
- [both male contestants look at each other, shake their heads, and refuse to answer]
- Host: Something a burglar wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house.
- Windham, Rod: [Rod buzzes in first]
- Host: Rod.
- Windham, Rod: Naked grandma.
- Host: Naked huh?
- [completely stunned]
- Juan: I don't wanna see that either.
- Host: I know you're right. Nobody wants to see a naked grandma. What are the chances, breaking into a house and your grandma be naked.
- Host: [after the answers were revealed about what a married man would do for sex are 1-pay 2-kill 3-beg 4-die and 5-lie] We'll buy it, we'll kill your body, we'll beg you for it, we'll lie about it, and at the end of the day, we'll lay down our life for it!
- Host: [approaching the next member of a family during a round] Meghan, name something you put in your mouth but you don't swallow.
- Host: [looks at her] Wow. You ever walked up to somebody, and saw the look on their face, and you just know? I walked up to her and I went 'whoa'. I mean, man, talk about the cat that ate the canary look.
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