Dawn Lodge / Various / Dimpleton 'Skates' Wreck / Melody / various / Janice Bond (118 episodes, 1982-1988)
Harry Stern / Various / Rick O Shea / B.A. Bratt / Mr. P. / Various (segment: Roman Around) / various (115 episodes, 1982-1987)
Neil Buchanan / Various / various / John 'Cannibal' Stiff (88 episodes, 1982-1988)
Ethel Davis / Various / Bathos / Belle / Botto Nocro / Cousin Enid / Various (segment: Roman Around) (82 episodes, 1982-1986)
Kim Goody / Various / Marginally Mental Murky (70 episodes, 1982-1987)
Hazel Edwards / Mrs. Goose / Various / Alicia Mountford / Claudette / Fatima (54 episodes, 1982-1987)
Martin Edwards / Various / Agent Perkus / Clancey / Sheik / Stage Door Johnny (52 episodes, 1982-1987)
Self / Tramp (50 episodes, 1982-1987)
Percy Simmons / Alec Simmons (36 episodes, 1982-1983)
Fred the Postman / Various / Bellows / Mayor / Various characters / various (24 episodes, 1983-1985)
Maisie McConachie / Samantha Telebug (21 episodes, 1986-1987)
Super Sleuth / Constable Panting (20 episodes, 1984-1985)
Tony Deal / Various / Pathos / Mustapha / Tony Brilliantino (20 episodes, 1982-1986)
Nadia De Lemeny (14 episodes, 1987-1988)
Jules Callaghan (13 episodes, 1987)
Hamilton Dent (12 episodes, 1987-1988)
Andrew O'Connor (10 episodes, 1986-1987)
Frank Sidebottom (9 episodes, 1986-1987)
David Rubin (8 episodes, 1987)
Self (8 episodes, 1982-1988)
Geoffrey Edwards (7 episodes, 1986-1987)
Jo Connor (7 episodes, 1987)
Frederick Crossfield (7 episodes, 1983-1986)
Self (7 episodes, 1982-1985)
Self (7 episodes, 1984-1986)
Self (6 episodes, 1982)
Various / Athos / Eazi Target (6 episodes, 1984-1985)
Self (6 episodes, 1984-1986)
Self (5 episodes, 1983-1984)
Self (5 episodes, 1987)
Self (5 episodes, 1982-1983)
Philippa (4 episodes, 1987)
Themselves / Themselves - Musical Guest / Themselves - Musical Guests / Themselves - musical guest (4 episodes, 1982-1985)
Self (4 episodes, 1984-1985)
Self (4 episodes, 1982-1985)
Self (4 episodes, 1983-1984)
Self / Self - Musical Guest / Self - on phone (4 episodes, 1985-1986)
James Squire (4 episodes, 1987)
Self (3 episodes, 1982)
Self (3 episodes, 1984-1986)
Self - Musical Guest / Self (3 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self (3 episodes, 1982-1985)
Self (3 episodes, 1982-1983)
Self (3 episodes, 1984-1985)
Self (3 episodes, 1987)
Hotel Inspector / Mr. Humphrey (2 episodes, 1985-1987)
Self / Self - Musical Guest (2 episodes, 1985)
J.C. Birch (2 episodes, 1987)
Self (2 episodes, 1982)
The milkman (2 episodes, 1982)
Self / Self - The Sound Poet (2 episodes, 1982-1984)
Themselves - Musical Guests (2 episodes, 1984-1985)
Self / Self - The Nice People (2 episodes, 1987)
Self / musical guest (2 episodes, 1984-1985)
Self (2 episodes, 1985)
Themselves (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self (2 episodes, 1986)
Self (2 episodes, 1983-1984)
Self (2 episodes, 1982-1983)
Themselves - Musical Guests / Themselves - musical guest (2 episodes, 1983-1985)
Musical Guest / Themselves / Themselves - Musical Guest (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self / Self - Musical Guest (2 episodes, 1983-1984)
Self (2 episodes, 1984-1985)
Rock (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Rick (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self / Self - musical guest (2 episodes, 1982-1985)
Themselves - Musical Guest (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self - Musical Guest (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self (2 episodes, 1984)
Self (2 episodes, 1987)
Musical Guest / Themselves - Musical Guests (2 episodes, 1984-1986)
Self (2 episodes, 1987-1988)
Self (2 episodes, 1983-1986)
Musical Guest / Self / Self - Musical Guest (2 episodes, 1985-1986)
Self (1 episode, 1985-1986)
Mr. Sappling / Wayne Gutter (2 episodes, 1987-1988)
Self (1 episode, 1987)
Self (1 episode, 1982)
Self (1 episode, 1983)
Musical guest / Themselves (1 episode, 1983)
Self (1 episode, 1984)
Self (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1985)
The Viv Fisher Orchestra (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves - musical guest (1 episode, 1985)
Self (1 episode, 1986)
King (1 episode, 1987)
Themselves (1 episode, 1987)
The milkman (1 episode, 1984)
Themselves (1 episode, 1984)
Themselves - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1984)
(1 episode, 1985)
Musical Guest (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves - musical guest (1 episode, 1986)
Themselves (1 episode, 1986)
Kensington (1 episode, 1987)
Scott (1 episode, 1987)
Les (1 episode, 1982)
Self - musical guest (1 episode, 1982)
Ralph (1 episode, 1982)
Doreen Boggins (1 episode, 1982)
Mr. Doppelganger (1 episode, 1982)
Themselves (1 episode, 1982)
Mime Artist (1 episode, 1982)
Ethel #1 / Self (1 episode, 1983)
Self - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves - Musical Guests (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves - Musical Guests (1 episode, 1986)
Themselves - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1986)
Themselves - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1987)
Themselves - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1982)
Self - British School of Falconry (1 episode, 1982)
George Hitchen (1 episode, 1982)
Ethel #2 / Self (1 episode, 1983)
Themselves - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1983)
Themselves (1 episode, 1983)
Vicar (1 episode, 1983)
Self - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1984)
Moving man (1 episode, 1985)
Themselves - Musical Guests (1 episode, 1982)
Self - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1986)
Self - Musical Guests (1 episode, 1983)
Self - musical guest (1 episode, 1987)
Jiving Lindy Hoppers (1 episode, 1987)
Supergran (1 episode, 1985)
Waterpolo Referee (1 episode, 1982)
Themselves - Musical Guests (1 episode, 1984)
Musical guests (1 episode, 1985)
Tik (1 episode, 1982)
Tok (1 episode, 1982)
Self - Big Audio Dynamite (1 episode, 1986)
Self - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1987)
(1 episode, 1987)
Chlorine Rabies (1 episode, 1987)
Mrs. Miller (1 episode, 1987)
Self (1 episode, 1988)
Self (uncredited) (1 episode, 1982)