Graciella
George Burns / Shelleen
Shoomie
Howie Gold
Mary
El Capitan
Raul
Alfred the Butler
Tobacconist #1
Tobacconist #2
Robert the Bartender
Hotel Receptionist
Elvis Presley
Gracie Allen
Zelda, God's Assistant
Rico
Delgado
Chico (as Christopher Durmick)
Groucho
Harpo Marx / Fanasito
Marilyn Mansfield
Mae West
Announcer Angel
Fidel Castro
Soldier #2
Soldier #3
W.C. Fields
Jack Benny
Albert Einstein
Shipping Manager
Ella the Elevator Lady
God's Little Angel
God
(credit only)
Bill Hicks (uncredited)
Angel (uncredited)