Vic Reeves
Tony LaSalle
Mary Kay
Carrie Lee
Charlie
John Shelbourne
Paul Marcus
Skip Hurtado
Richard Hanson
Jim Martin
Ron Barzel
Jack
Vic's Driver (as Robert Jayne)
Cashier
Lilly (as Sasha Ash)
John
The Dirty Bum
Preacher
Jennifer
Bobby
Doc
Self
Leo Woodshed (as Lee Stonebridge)
Self (archive footage)
Dr. Monroe