Family Thighs

Ron Jeremy didn't take directing porn features seriously at all, evidenced by this sloppy, insultingly bad movie starring Aja and Busty Belle. It is only watchable to see these stars in action.

The dialog and story scenes are so poor it's as if Ron is making fun of their inclusion in the first place. And he ends the picture with some failed slapstick that is worse than Troma amateurism.

The family in question consists of siblings Rick Savage, Rocky DiLorenzo and Stella Star, but there is zero hint of incest throughout, making the video's title dog whistle misleading. Instead, what passes for a script centers on a slight generation gap, with older brother Rick recalling in flashback the good old sexy days of anything goes, while younger bro Rocky is prudish.

That prudishness disappears when a skanky looking actress (poor complexion, look of a hooker rather than a starlet) Tiger Lillie unceremoniously sneaks into his bedroom for some humping. But even here, he feels very guilty afterward.

I wasn't surprised to find in IMDb only one other screen credit for Lillie: "Missy Impossible", also directed by Jeremy with a cast identical to this one.

Belle's huge tits are the movie's standout, and she has sex scenes with Rick and sister Stella Star.