Mike Pinnochio: Are you kidding me? This is Harsh Realm. Kindness is when your buddy robs you and shoots you and DOESN'T rape your woman.

Mike Pinnochio: Whatever you're looking for here, somebody has already eaten it, banged it or burned it.

Mike Pinnochio: If I can't eat it, bang it or burn it, I'm sure as hell not gonna learn it.

Lt. Mel Waters: Can you remind me what we're doing here?

Lt. Thomas Hobbes: Peacekeeping.

Lt. Mel Waters: We're doing a helluva job.