Jane Bond Meets Golden Rod (1987)

This was one of the very first X rated films I ever saw! I've seen it too much, I think, no, I know i've seen it too much 'cause I actually know the plot!!! HAHHAHA Jane Bond is a secret agent for Control and her and her boss are on the hunt for stolen laser beams that there arch rival Golden Rod has stolen. They find there way into a warehouse and it turns out it's a set up for the leader of Control. Jane's been hipnostised and she leaves him with May Wong, or some name like that. And i'll give you one guess as to what she forces him to do to her.

Eventually he blows her mind with his own pistol and he takes control of the situation. And goes off to find Jane and un-hipnotise her to take on Golden Rod and his henchmen.

If you can find this film, it's not bad. The acting is actually fair seeing as how it's a porn movie! There's no pool boy and there's no guests who just walk onto screen. It apparently got a few sequels such as "Octopussy" and something else. But these where kind of funny.

Maybe there will be more coming soon like, "On top of her majestys secret service", "Dildos are forever" and "Two girls is never enough" and the list could go on forever. I'm surprised not many of the perverts who write these things have gone for the Bond style parody.