Big Baby Sweets / Ape Boy
Sugar Bear
Big Stank
Lil' Poot (as The Monoxide Child)
The Chief / Misfits Roadie (as Johnny Brennan) (as Big Ole' Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Brennan)
Officer Harry Cox
Dolemite
Cactus Sac
Bootleg Greg (as Fred 'Rerun' Berry)
Hack Benjamin / Preacherman / Police Officer 3 / Guy wearing Psychopathic Records Jacket / Security Guard
Dr. Dinglenut
Green Willie
Hazad
Old Man Kissel / Security Guard (as Kamal)
The Director
Missy
Little Old Lady Sweets (as Jean Marie Evans)
Ring Announcer (as 'Uncle' Floyd Vivino)
Phat Tittie Kittie (as Kimberlee Chiapeti)
Father Duckett
Magic Ninja 1
Magic Ninja 2
Self
Suburban Mom
Suburban Dad (as John Richard Hartmann)
Self / Man at funeral (as The Misfits) (as Jerry Caiafa)
Self (as The Misfits)
Themselves
Cop Beaten Perp / Scared Funeral Attandee
Police Officer 1 (as Eddie Santiage)
Police Officer 2
Chain Snatching Victim
Chief's Assistant (voice)
Dolemite Girl
Body Builder
Naked Guy
Exotic Dancer
Exotic Dancer (as Miss B.B. Guns)
(as Rodney Jean Charles)
Man at Strip Club
(as Nat Halperin)
(as Bernado Irizari)
(as Timothy Lyons)
(as Dodge Terlemezian)