Robin Williams: [At the zoo, a most disappointing trip] And you're like, "I know. I'll take him to see the chimps." You get to the chimps, and he goes...
[imitates him quickly jerking off]
Robin Williams: You're like, "Let's go, Tommy." He's like
[higher pitched voice]
Robin Williams: "Why dad? I've seen you do that."
Robin Williams: [pointing an audience member's camera into his pants] Let's give you a very special picture. There you go. Yes. Oh, yes, I'm glad you had the old wide-angle lens on there. I can't wait 'til you take that to Fotomat.
Robin Williams: [Talking about Jack Daniels] I'd like to take a trip out to Lynchburg, TN and get a tour of the place. I'm sure the guy who greet you is like,
[puts on a baseball cap with the brim folded upwards, with a bad Southern accent]
Robin Williams: "How ye doin'? Welcome to Lynchburg?"
Robin Williams: "Who's that over there?"
[He then imitates a guy having been hung]
Robin Williams: [as tour guide again] "Someone who pissed us off. A comedian. C'mon over here."
[Starts walking in an exaggerated way]
Robin Williams: "You know my daddy married my cousin, but it didn't affect me." "This is my brother over here. He's the taster."
[does the dueling banjo imitation]
Robin Williams: "And here's where we add the secret ingredient."
[Turns around and looks like he's urinating]