Small Time Crooks (2000)

PG   |    |  Comedy, Crime

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A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.




  • Woody Allen in Small Time Crooks (2000)
  • Woody Allen and Tracey Ullman in Small Time Crooks (2000)
  • Woody Allen and Michael Rapaport in Small Time Crooks (2000)
  • Michael Rapaport and Tony Darrow in Small Time Crooks (2000)
  • Woody Allen and Sam Josepher in Small Time Crooks (2000)
  • Tracey Ullman and Brian Markinson in Small Time Crooks (2000)

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22 July 2003 | Fuzzbomb
A film of three thirds
We'll get this out of the way first - I'm a huge Woody fan, and will fight anyone who disses...


This is one of his minor works (see also - Manhattan Murder Mystery, Everyone Says I Love You), and as such comes as a bit of a disappointment if you are intimate with such masterpieces of cinema as Annie Hall, Manhattan and Hannah and her Sisters.

Woody seems to have faxed in his performance (a little hazy like Robin Williams in Deconstructing Harry, perhaps?) and the character is totally wrong for him. Tracey Ullman, however, is just just perfect.

Oddly, the film changes styles every half hour - the first starts like a golden-age caper comedy, then switches to a comedy of manners (very french) and ends up with a traditional Woody 'love lives falling to pieces' plot. Of course, the final third is the most satisfying.

So, a must for Woody fans to stick to the end with, but the question has to be asked -

Is he not too old for this now?

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$25,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$3,880,723 21 May 2000

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