Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Matilda Jeffries
Mugatu
Katinka
Maury Ballstein
J.P. Prewitt
Larry Zoolander
Scrappy Zoolander
Todd
Brint (as Alexander Manning)
Rufus
Meekus
Donald Trump
Christian Slater
Tom Ford
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Steve Kmetko
Tommy Hilfiger
Natalie Portman
Fabio
Lenny Kravitz
Gwen Stefani
Heidi Klum
Mark Ronson (as DJ Mark Ronson)
Paris Hilton
David Bowie
Tyson Beckford
Fred Durst
Lance Bass
L'il Kim (as L'il Kim)
Garry Shandling
Claudia Schiffer
Veronica Webb
Lukas Haas
Carmen Kass
Frankie Rayder
Scott Strasbaugh / Olaf (as Little Kingz)
Pauly J (as Little Kingz)
Archie
K-Roc (as Little Kingz)
Evil DJ
Stevie D. (as Little Kingz)
Olga - The Masseuse
Prime Minister of Malaysia (as Woodrow Asai)
Hansel's Corner Guy
Hansel's Posse (as Vikram)
Hansel's Posse
Italian Designer
American Designer
French Designer
German Designer
British Designer
Derek's Interview Hairstylist
VH1 Reporter
Mugatu Model
Mugatu Bodyguard
Time Magazine Reader
Night Club Door Person
Night Club Security
Night Club Bouncer / Biff
Night Club Bouncer / Maurice (as a different name)
Night Club Bouncer
Billy Zane's Date
Rico
Abraham Lincoln (as Charles Brame)
John Wilkes Booth
JFK Assassin
Monkey Photographer
Irina
Sherpa
Climber (as Kum Ming Ho)
Cool Tattoo Girl
Dalai Lama Guy
Funky Loft Guest
Freaky Loft Guest
Maori Tribesman
Janitor Derek
Janitor Hansel
Derelicte Doorman
Derelicte Bouncer
Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist
Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist
Zoolander Center Student
Infomercial Director
Derek, Jr.
Story Hour Girl
Model (uncredited)
Paparazzi (uncredited)
Fashionista (uncredited)
Victoria Beckham (uncredited)
Sandra Bernhard (uncredited)
Malan Breton (uncredited)
Walk-Off Audience (uncredited)
Chloe (Hansel's Posse) (uncredited)
VH1 Fashion Awards Worker (uncredited)
Emma Bunton (uncredited)
guest Model (uncredited)
Police Officer (uncredited)
Mrs. Dorff (uncredited)
Stephen Dorff (uncredited)
Model Twin (uncredited)
Ethan Higbee (uncredited)
Stylist (uncredited)
Karl Lagerfeld (uncredited)
Model in Club (uncredited)
V.V.V.I.P. Guest (uncredited)
Protestor (uncredited)
Mogatus Model (uncredited)
Billy Zane's Friend (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Hansel Posse Member (uncredited)
Gavin Rossdale (uncredited)
Winona Ryder (uncredited)
VVVIP Lounge Bartender (uncredited)
European Immigrant (uncredited)
Hansel's Posse (uncredited)
Runway Model (uncredited)
Luke Zoolander (uncredited)
Donatella Versace (uncredited)
Billy Zane (uncredited)