Carnal Olympics

Carnal Olympics (1983)

** (out of 4)

Herschel Savage is a pervert masquerading as a magazine representative who cons Gail Sterling and Lynx Canon into performing in a "Carnal Olympics" to see who is the better porn star.

CARNAL OLYMPICS is another "gem" from the prolific Carlos Tobalina who some consider to be the Edward D. Wood, Jr. of the adult cinema. I personally wouldn't go that far but his movies are certainly weird and cheap to say the least. This one here, much like the rest, has a lot of group action going on and it ends with a major bang, if you will.

I was really let down by this film because a sexual Olympics could have been made rather fun but that's not the case here. I thought the first couple "games" were all rather stupid and including scenes like the woman seducing a police officer. Yawn. The finale happens with dozens of men are lined up on the side of a pool and the ladies must finish them with their "money shot" going into a little red bucket. You'll certainly never see red buckets the same way.

CARNAL OLYMPICS certainly wasn't awful as it at least kept me watching but I do feel that the story was just boring and there wasn't much life in the sex scenes. I guess the huge gang bang at the end has the same entertainment level as a FACES OF DEATH movie where you know you really shouldn't be watching but it just keeps drawing you into looking.