Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Jeff Pidgeon: Bile

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Flint : All right, Mr. Bile, is it?

  Bile : Uh, my friends call me Phlem.

  Flint : Uh-huh, Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

  Bile : I fell down?

  Flint : No, No, before that.

  [Turning to the Trainees behind her] 

  Flint : Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake? Anyone?

  [the Trainees look confused] 

  Flint : [Playing the Footage on the Screen above of Bile entering the room]  Alright let's check footage, right there. The Door! And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...

  Bile : Uh... it could let in a draft?

  Henry J. Waternoose : [Storming in]  It could let in a child.

• Henry J. Waternoose : No, no, no, no, no. What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.

  Bile : I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach, with a little hissing.

  [hisses] 

  Henry J. Waternoose : How many times must I tell you? It's all about presence. About how you enter the room.