17 December 2008 | dolce_knights43
Tonight, you'll never eat fish again
Yes, I'm afraid that this statement above is true. I wasn't able to eat a DECENT MEAL for a week thanks to this movie.I think I lost more than 5 pounds after seeing this movie. But why am I giving this movie 10 stars???
Cause It's one of the best sexually-charged and disgusting "fish-movies" ever made.
Stealing plots from "Evil Dead","Humanoids from the deep" and "Leviathan", this Italo movie is just insane from the first hilarious scene to the last!!! just check that dubbing!! I could't believe what my eyes were seeing:FISH-SEX! in full glory!With a plot would make roger ebert die of disgust and featuring "special" effects like flying paper-mache piranhas,Plankton just doesn't stop to amaze.The director is in full exploitation mode as he shoots these long naked shower shots and of course the infamous,protracted and disgusting "fish-banging" sequence complete with a tasty eyeball. Yummy! there are more scenes of disgust that I wont reveal and I swear that those scenes would have made Lucio Fulci cry. This is like "the legend of the overSEXED FISHMEN" It's a down and dirty "fishploitation" movie thats recommended only to the people who can stand the sight of talking fish raping the hell out of your typical dumb teenage girl.
Overall,this is a good effort from the Italian cinema as they try to win back their honor as the makers of the most depraved cinema on earth. Ruggero Deodato, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
LONG LIVE Italian CINEMA!