Rob Brydon credited as playing...
Patrician • Death • Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully • Carrot Ironfoundersson • Twoflower • Lecturer in Recent Runes • Bursar • Dragon • Mason • War • Pestilence • Fate • Mugger • Victim • Sleazy Guy • Old Timer #2 • Old Timer #3 • Tax Collector • Barber • Toymaker • Bartender • Scared Guy • Hublanders • Little Guy • Drunks • Innkeeper • Sailor • Dwarven Llewellyn • Rincewind - additional dialogue
- Twoflower: It is said that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork, but this is, in fact, incorrect. The truth is that all roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork.
- [about the Librarian, who was once human but was turned into an orangutan]
- Rincewind: Doesn't he want to be turned back into a human?
- Bursar: Nope.
- Lecturer in Recent Runes: Ha! Says he likes the long arms, the prehensile toes and the right to scratch himself in the reference section.
- Bursar: I say he just likes running around loose, not wearing trousers. I mean, I would.
- Twoflower: The Shades is an area where curiosity not only kills the cat, but ties lead weights to its feet and throws it into the river.