Cheeky (2000)

Mauro Lorenz: Bernard

Quotes 

• Bernard : The more I wank it, the less I come

• Bernard : Oui mon cher, if there is no cheating, there is no jealousy, if there is no jealousy, there is no desire, if there is no desire there is no sex.

• Bernard : Dear Matteo, you need to take cheating as a gift of love. It's the magic potion that wakes up who's been sleeping for too long.