The Parkers (1999–2023)

Mo'Nique: Nikki Parker

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Quotes 

• Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : [while directing a church choir]  Kim is our soloist. Now go on, baby. Sing mama's favorite song.

  Kimberly 'Kim' Parker : [singing]  Shake your booty all night!

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : No! Not that one!

• Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : The next time you put Outkast before Jesus I'm gonna cast you out of this house.

• Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : Well, you know what they say, "There's always more room for alizay!"

• Kenny Davis : [playing Scrabble]  "U pin"? That's not a word.

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : No, it's "up in", as in: I'm kicking your butt "up in" here.

• [after the Reverend reminds Nikki about dinner] 

  Andell Wilkerson : You're going out with the Reverend again? That's the fifth time this week.

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : It's the sixth and it's strictly business.

  Gertude : More like funny business.

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : No, more like none of your business.

• Kimberly 'Kim' Parker : Hey Andell, why don't you join the choir?

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : Yeah, put some of that hot air to good use.

• Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : Michael, is that you? I wouldn't recognize you if it wasn't for them ears. You look good. You look like you've put on some weight.

  [meaning muscles] 

  Michael : Thanks, so do you.

  [not meaning muscles] 

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : Oh, well, thank you.

• Winston's Ex-Wife/Fiance : Are you listening to me?

  Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : No. Now shut up!

• Nicole 'Nikki' Parker : That hoochie.