When Kim gets too attached to Michael's daughter, Nikki calls the mother to intervene. Meanwhile, Stanley wrestles with his potential romantic feelings for Nikki.
Stuck with 6,000 cookies, Nikki taps the girls from her Big Sister program to sell the sweets in exchange for Lil' Bow Wow tickets, not realizing the concert is so expensive.
Nikki takes a job working for Alto Waste Management and Andell convinces her they are mobsters using the business as a front; Kim fakes multiple personalities in order to film an episode of MTV's "True Life."
Santa Monica College awards Nikki student of the year; Kim is in conflict with her sorority to host the event. Meanwhile, the identity of Nikki's biological father is revealed when Nikki's father comes to present the award.
The professor is dating a woman who turns out to be married. He pretends Nikki is his wife in order to fool the husband. Elsewhere, Kim and Stevie participate in T's speed dating event.