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  • Warning: Spoilers
    Johnny Guerrero (Dantes) is a guy on the mean streets of the Philippines who tries to control his drug territory by night and plays basketball with his team the Slumboys during the day. When his rival Ricky has him shot, Johnny goes to his grandfather's house in the countryside to recuperate. While there, the old master teaches him the ways of Arnis, or Stickfighting. After some rigorous training in this deadly art, Johnny turns his life around and becomes a police officer. He even brandishes a special weapon, a metal, unfoldable stick, much like a baton. His passion for stickfighting continues after he finishes his convalescence and enters the force, and he starts not only the first stickfighting training classes in the academy, which prove to be extremely popular, but also inaugurates a large stickfighting competition. Under Johnny, stickfighting goes from being practiced only in "the sticks" (heh heh) to becoming huge. They have a character arc all their own.

    Of course, Johnny faces many obstacles along the way, and his quest for revenge against Ricky still burns, especially since Ricky killed Johnny's father long ago. Also, his new girlfriend, Vicky Lopez, has a father that doesn't approve of him. Can Johnny use his expertise in stickery to win the day? One of the best things about Sticks of Death is the dubbing. Presumably, since it's being dubbed in English for an English-speaking audience, you'd think that whoever dubbed it wouldn't have incredibly thick accents. One would believe they would get some native English speakers to dub the film. Crazy, I know. But the stilted dialogue and awkward syntax is really, really funny, so it all works out.

    The poverty of where they shot the movie is emphasized, and it's no surprise stickfighting was big, as it is certainly a rural weapon. No technology needed. All you've got to have is sticks. And some skill of course. Our main man Roland Dantes based much of his career on stickfighting, as there is the movie under review today, another one called Stick Fighter, and he plays the stickfighting guy in Ron Marchini's Forgotten Warrior (1986). Apparently he also turns up in Under The Gun (1995), after he moved from the Philippines to Australia. Dantes has probably done more than any other to spread the knowledge of stickfighting around the world, and he should be recognized for that.

    Also it's great how the filmmakers try to show that the sticks (of death) are far superior to any weapon, including guns. If someone breaks out a gun, Johnny just raps them on the wrist with his sticks and the gun goes flying. Much like The Wiz, nobody beats the sticks.

    Sadly, this was director Ave Caparas' only directorial effort. It's an example of true Filipino DIY filmmaking, shot on the streets with many non-actors, and filled with the smash-cuts and other rough-and-tumble qualities that come with the territory. It can be compared in this regard to Search for Vengeance, among other examples. Though it was released in 1984, the whole film has a very seventies vibe, with great outfits, mustaches, and notable music, including a live disco band (is it the same one from Revenge of the Bushido Blade, 1980) that does a pretty smokin' eight-minute version of "Dancing in the Moonlight" that you won't soon forget. The other music was done by Jun Francisco.

    Much like a McDonald's Happy Meal toy from your childhood, Sticks of Death is cheap but fun and provides a lot of winning entertainment against all odds.
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    Gotta admit the title is a blast! We have martial arts films that showcases a certain style. For instance we have, Above the Law with Steven Seagal showcasing Aikido, Only the Strong with Mark Dacascos introducing Capoeira to the world, The Perfect Weapon with Jeff Speakman representing Kenpo Karate, and there is Kickboxer with JCVD and Muay Thai Kickboxing. Well this 1984 film Sticks of Death is one of those films and it promotes the Filipino Martial Art of Arnis. Arnis is famous for it's stick fighting techniques. The main character is played by a big muscular guy named Roland Dantes, who apparently is some legendary actor over there in the Philippines. The impression I get is that he must be like a Fred Williamson. The movie is outdated, the story is really not good, somehow the blending of trying to be an action flick, a biography, and a promotional item for the art of arnis does not work well here. The good thing is that it seems to be shot on location in the philippines so you get to see how it was over there back in the day from poor and fancy areas to urban and beautiful country sides. There is quite a bit of Arnis involved which is really the reason why I was watching this, so this was pretty cool. From a low budget campy perspective we got some really cheezy fun here. The main character is a body builder with a killer mustache, suppose to be a drug dealer in the beginning of the film. In the city he gets jumped on the street and is shot, then he has a sort of rebirth in the countryside where he does some intensive one on one arnis training with his grandpa. This is the typical training scene you find in martial arts movies. Don't miss the weird chamber like contraption made of sticks. After he completes the training, his grandpa hands him a special weapon that was suppose to be given to his deceased father. This is basically a spring activated steel collapsable baton with a small sai like guard on it. Very cool! This is like when Conan found the Atlantean sword, except unlike Conan, the main character hardly ever uses it. Then he joins the police and starts an arnis program where there is actually a segment that is nothing but demonstrations of the art by some random people. More promotions as he competes in an arnis tournament, warning the tournament segment is not filmed like your usual tournament in martial arts action flicks, this is more like a documentary from far away. Throughout the film we get to see single and double stick action, disarms, and of course the stick is treated as the most powerful weapon in the world in this film, it beats knives, guns, and even a car!!! I can't say this film was good but it's a pretty unique B-movie because it focuses on arnis and because it is set in the Philippines.
  • ..And what do he uses it then, umm, beating a training dummy, nailing a fence, and fighting at the Arnis world championship tournament. There's no action at all in this film, it's slow as hell and doesn't make any sense.

    If you want to watch a good film, stay away from this one.

    (BTW. Finnish title for this movie is: Arnien Tappavat Kädet)
  • Roland Dantes is apparently a legendary Filipino bodybuilder, martial artist and actor. All I know is he sports a very cool mustache. He also carries a big stick and knows how to use it to kick bad guy asses.

    There is very little information on the internet about this martial arts cheese fest but, if that's your sort of thing, you'll likely enjoy it. I caught the film on late-night TV and found myself hypnotized by the wooden acting, lackluster fight choreography, numerous scenes of shirtless men stretching or working out and 70's porn music. It's like one long episode of SNL's "The Ambiguously Gay Duo." They even rip some soundtrack music from horror classic "Night of the Living Dead!" It is a darned shame that the film has only been released on VHS. This truly deserves remastering and release on DVD or Blu-Ray to achieve the cult status it deserves.