Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) Poster

Neil Crone: Diesel 10, Splatter, Gordon, Tumbleweed

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  • Dodge : So, Boss, uh, how come you let Twinkletoes escape?

    Diesel 10 : [in a slightly ashamed but still "tough-guy" tone]  Oh, that... uh... well, I-I was TESTing him... to see if he COULD - - escape.

    Splatter : [in a sarcastic skeptical tone]  Ahhh... yeah... Liar, liar.

    Dodge : Pants on fire.

    Splatter : Does he wear pants?

    Dodge : Well, TRAINing pants...

  • [Diesel 10 sees the big hole on the viaduct] 

    Diesel 10 : What? What's going on?

    [tries to stop] 

    Diesel 10 : Whoa, hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on,

    [screaming as the viaduct collapses under his weight and falls through the hole] 

    Diesel 10 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    [falls off the viaduct, but his claw manages to grab on a viaduct track board just in time] 

    Diesel 10 : [calling out to Thomas]  Puffball!

    [calling to Lady] 

    Diesel 10 : Teapot!

    [screaming] 

    Diesel 10 : TIN KETTTTLLLLEE!

    [the board track breaks, and Diesel 10 loses his grip and falls down below, landing on a passing waste-barge] 

    Diesel 10 : Oh. Oh well, nice time of the year for a cruise.

    [chuckles] 

    Diesel 10 : [Barge takes Diesel 10 away] 

  • Diesel 10 : [in a gloating tone of evil triumph upon seeing Thomas and Lady sitting on the track a few hundred yards ahead]  Ha-haaa! It's the blue PUFFball! And look who he's with! Splodge! Come and destroy!

    Splatter : [fed up with D10's belligerent arrogance and his lack of respect and appreciation for them]  No, you do it yourself.

    Dodge : [equally disgusted with D10's attitude and behavior]  We don't like you.

    Splatter : Yeah, and we mean that.

    Dodge : Emphatically.

    Splatter : What does that mean?

    Dodge : I have no idea.

    Splatter : [approvingly]  It's a good word.

  • Splatter : [to Dodge, about Thomas]  Hey! Hey! Just watch what happens to that blue puffball...

    Dodge : When Harold the flopper chopper flies past here.

    Splatter : Right!

    Harold : [Flies by]  Routine, fly-by chaps. Hello!

    Splatter : The Boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere.

    Dodge : Let's start laughing now!

    Splatter : [laughing]  Yeah!

    Harold : [Flies past the shed, causing dust to fly everywhere]  Sorry, fellows. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now!

    [Flies away. Splatter and Dodge cough through the dust] 

    Splatter : Uh, did you mean to look like that?

    Dodge : Uh, no.

    Splatter : Uh, neither did I.

    Thomas : This must be Diesel's doing. Ah-choo-choo.

    [puffs away] 

  • Diesel 10 : [starts chasing Thomas, Lady, and Burnett Stone]  Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone!

    Grandpa Burnett Stone : No, you won't, because the magic you refused to believe in will get the better of you!

  • Toby : I've got to delay them! I've got to distract them! Hmm... Hmm...

    [Toby dings bell five times] 

    Diesel 10 : It's the teapot! Smash him!

    [Diesel knocks down shed roof with Pinchy, which traps him, Splatter, and Dodge inside] 

    Dodge : Uh... boss... did you mean to let the roof fall in?

    Splatter : Yeah, all the way in?

    Diesel 10 : I always mean what I do!

    [all moan] 

  • [scene cut from the finished movie] 

    Diesel 10 : [after Splatter and Dodge refuse to help him anymore]  Ah, who needs you, Splodge?

    P.T. Boomer : [flies out of the magic buffers]  Wait for me! I'm after that engine!

    [lands on Diesel 10's roof] 

    Diesel 10 : That makes two of us!

  • Gordon : You, Thomas, are small. Small! Small! Small! Teeny-eeny-Weeny. But I... I'm a big blue engine who knows everything.

    [chuckles] 

    Thomas : Bossy Sprockets! All that steam has gone through your funnel.

  • Diesel 10 : [sees Mr. Conductor wielding a bag of sugar]  Is that...

    Mr. Conductor : That's right, it's sugar, Diesel! And if I throw this in your tank, it'll seize you up for good!

    Diesel 10 : [leaving]  Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!

  • Diesel 10 : [singing]  Old MacDiesel had a plan/Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!/With a pinch pinch here/ And a pinch pinch there/ Here a pinch/ There a pinch

    [laughs] 

    Diesel 10 : I crack myself up.

  • Diesel 10 : [singing]  I've been working on the railway/ All the livelong day

    [laughs] 

    Diesel 10 : Who wants to work a livelong day, anyway?

  • [Mr. Conductor runs up a steep hill to escape Diesel 10] 

    Diesel 10 : Oh, I see you forgot to bring the sugar; how careless of you!

    [Diesel 10 grabs Mr. Conductor with Pinchy] 

  • [Mr. Conductor is being threatened by Diesel 10 while being constricted by Pinchy] 

    Diesel 10 : [while Mr. Conductor is trying to get a pair of scissors]  You've got ten seconds! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two!

    Mr. Conductor : [Mr. Conductor grabs the pair of scissors and cuts a tube, causing hydraulic fluid to come pouring out as Diesel 10 gets a very uncomfortable look on his face]  Too late, Diesel!

    [Pinchy malfunctions and sends Mr. Conductor flying. Mr. Conductor eventally lands at the windmill] 

  • Diesel 10 : [in a tone of mild disgust at hearing his crusher-bucket noisily snapping its jaws open and closed]  Shut up, Pinchy!

  • Dodge : Uhh... Boss... did you really mean to make the roof fall in?

    Splatter : Yeah, all the way in?

    Diesel 10 : [in a distressed, somewhat breathless, ''I'm feeling squished under here'' tone of voice]  I ALWAYS mean what I do - - ughkhh - - ya RATTLEtraps!

  • Diesel 10 : [happily admiring the Mount Rushmore-type hillside carving of his face that Pinchy had made, and then suddenly realizing that Splatter and Dodge are there]  , Oh, yeah-ah-AHEM! Okay, listen up, you two! I got a JOB for you, Splodge!

    Splatter : Uh... actually it's "Splatter".

    Dodge : A-and "Dodge".

    Diesel 10 : [in a hot-headed bossy tone of arrogant impatience]  I hain't got TIME to say both NAMES!

  • Diesel 10 : [in an overbearing and sarcastic tone when he sees Mr. Conductor with dusty and disheveled clothes]  Hello, Twinkle-toes! Remember me? "Fat-Hat" won't have much use for you, lookin' like THAT!

  • [Bertie the bus roars past the steam engines who are having a meeting a siding. The only engine not present is Percy] 

    Bertie : Smile you steamers. It's a sunny day. Broom broom!

    James : It's not sunny because Mr C's not at the windmill. I've looked.

    Thomas : I think his sparkle's all gone.

    Henry : My smokebox doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up.

    Gordon : Nasty fumes form dingy diesel. Hmm!

    Henry : And diesel is after the lost engine.

    Toby : And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.

    Gordon : What even an engine as big as me!

    Toby : Yes Gordon, even you.

    Thomas : Ahh... Choo!

    [shakes as he sneezes] 

    James : Say it don't spay it, Thomas.

    Thomas : I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel. Now I'm going to find Mr Conductor.

    [puffs away] 

    Toby : And let us get back to work. That's what he would want.

    [referring to Mr Conductor] 

    Bertie : How bout a race Thomas? Broom Broom!

    Thomas : Sorry Bertie. I can't today. I have to be a really useful engine and solve some mysteries instead.

    Bertie : I guess that means I win. Perhaps another day. Broom broom broom!

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