R. D. Crowley
Will Singelton
Stu
Heinz Dietrich (as John Christian)
Andrea
Montgomery Valentine (as Stephen Tartaglia)
Hillary
Tron
Rourke
Martin Dobbs (as Mathius Howell)
Lugosi (as Ronald Smith)
Eli
Vikki
Thor (as Stephen Loniewski)
Fightin' Monk
Kenneth
Joust Maiden
Viking Maiden
Viking Warrior
Announcer
Montgomery Valentine (archive footage)
Senator Stumper (archive footage)
Rick Burns (archive footage)