Clancy Brown credited as playing...
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- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: What is it boy?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward just told me a hilarious joke and i thought you might like to hear it.
- Mr. Krabs: Is it true Squidward? Is it hilarious?
- Squidward: Um yeah sure.
- Mr. Krabs: Well let's hear it lad.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay here it goes. Um how did it go Squidward?
- Squidward: Um it went um let's see ah Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the new pirate movie?
- Mr. Krabs: Why?
- Squidward: It was rated Arr!
- [laughs]
- Squidward: Arr! Because it's about pirates.
- Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
- [cries]
- Mr. Krabs: Yes i suppose that is rather sad but Squidward can hug himself during his break. Now get back to work!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Just like the robot in the movie! He couldn't cry either.
- Squidward: SpongeBob this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much.
- Squidward: Only 364 days and nine years left until i exchange this concrete tomb for a multi story ocean liner cruise.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Squidward.
- Squidward: SpongeBob.
- Mr. Krabs: The boy and i just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend.
- Squidward: Call me what you may, fact of the matter is i found out the mystery customer's name first so i win. I win i win i win i win i win!
- Mr. Krabs: Enjoy your prize.
- Squidward: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Tropical vacation here i come!
- [laughs]
- Mr. Krabs: Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation?
- Squidward: What? In the brochure it specifically mentions an ocean liner vacation.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, you mean that brochure. Well that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers you know. So it's your prize.
- Squidward: You mean no vacation?
- Mr. Krabs: Nope, just the brochure. Well got to get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize Squidward.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: See you on the outside in ten years buddy.
- Squidward: [laughs crazy as he rips up the brochure] Oh well at least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years.
- Patrick: Hey Squidward. Parcheesi?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: What is it SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!
- Mr. Krabs: Get back to work Mr. Squidward.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward?
- Mr. Krabs: Looks like you blew it again Plankton!
- Plankton: I did better then you Eugene!
- Mr. Krabs: Says who?
- SpongeBob: Now now now i think we need to calm down. Fighting is pointless You two would have the recipe by now if you worked together.
- Mr. Krabs: Okay fine! We'll work together.
- Plankton: Yeah i don't see that working out.
- SpongeBob: Not to worry gentlemen i have a plan.
- SpongeBob: Ta da! I started the Flabby Patty restaurant just to get you two rascals to team up. And so the power of friendship triumphs again.
- Mr. Krabs: What? You mean all this was one of your goofball schemes?
- Plankton: Now now Krabs SpongeBob's taught us some very valuable lessons. Such as oh falling out of an airplane for instance.
- Mr. Krabs: Yeah. And how to commonly bludgeon meself.
- Plankton: In fact, i think it's time we repay him don't you?
- Mr. Krabs: Great idea pal! We'll teach you about teamwork.
- SpongeBob: [runs away screaming]
- Mr. Krabs: Get back here!
- Plankton: We should do this more often Krabs.
- Plankton: Aw man! I stole that Krabby Patty fair and square.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh poor wittle baby waby. Does wittle Pwanksy wanksy need his nappy wappy?
- [laughs]
- SpongeBob: Why are you two always fighting? You were best palsie walsies once.
- [picks up Plankton]
- Plankton: Hey!
- SpongeBob: Can't you two make up and be friends?
- Mr. Krabs: Yeeh those days are over SpongeBob
- Plankton: Krabs and i are bitter enemies!
- Mr. Krabs: And that's the way we like it.
- SpongeBob: If only there was some way to bring you two back together.
- Plankton: Forget it, SpongeBob Nothing will make me friends with Eugene Krabs
- [sniffing]
- Plankton: What is that delicious smell?
- SpongeBob: [sniffing bad sent] Bluh! That doesn't smell delicious!
- Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe we're near one of those toxic wast dumps.
- Mr. Krabs: I think i'm gonna be sick.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh this time you've done it boy! What have you got to say for yourself?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: The platter's all clean Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: D'oh! I'll clean your platter! Come here you!
- Mr. Krabs: All right you leave me no choice!
- Patrick: Your giving me a rase?
- Mr. Krabs: Not even close. You're fired. As long as i'm still standing you'll never wear this hat again.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick are you okay?
- Patrick: Well i guess it's back to being no hat Pat.
- Mr. Krabs: I've asked ye all here because we all face a similar problem. The problem being a sea star with a nose that's gotten way out of hand!
- Squidward: You got that right yeah!
- Sandy Cheeks: Yeah!