Jack & Jill (1999–2001)

Simon Rex: Michael 'Mikey' Russo

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Quotes 

• Mikey : How about - "We did it on the floor, we did it by the door, so if you don't mind tonight, let's do it some more?"

  Barto : He's like an X-rated Dr. Seuss.

• Elisa : Is that his new girlfriend?

  Mikey : No. Don't say that. It's not his new girlfriend, okay? She's more of a casual, let's-hope-she-goes-away-soon type o' gal.