Staley
Barney
Hayes
Tar
Croaker
Judge Crossman
Professor Frank
Crazy Old Farmer
Sensitivity Trainer
Acting Professor
Real Estate Lady
Pretty Girl at Bar 1
Pretty Girl at Bar 2
Staley Jr.
Horner
Horner's Friend 1
Horner's Friend 2
Sheriff's Deputy 1 (as James Michael King)
Sheriff's Deputy 2 / Arresting Squad Officer #2
Bailiff
Escort 2
Escort 5
Escort 6
Female Student 1
Barney's New Friend (as Theodore A. Brown)
Squad Officer #1 (as Lt. Daniel Mazzacone)
Professor Frank V.O. (voice)
College Student
Courtroom Observer
Primitive Culture Professor
Female Student #2
Sunshine (Escort) (as Lissa Sexton)
Kandy (Escort)
Pocahantas (Escort) (as Heather Waters)