Angst (2000)

Sam Lewis: Dean

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• Ian : You sold the cat for a thousand dollars?

  Dean : Hey, for a grand I'd take the cat outside and fuck it.

• Dean : You sold our cat for cash?

  Jade : A thousand dollars. Tell me you wouldn't sell the cat for a thousand dollars.

  Dean : Babe, for a grand I'd take the cat out and fuck it, that's not the point. You have a bond with animals that transcends worldly goods, or some shit.

  Jade : Nah, I never liked the little fucker.

• Ian : Jesus, Dean, what happened?

  Dean : Can I use your bathroom? I've got spew on my arse.

• Dean : So, can I ask you something?

  May : Are you going to make fun of me again?

  Dean : No.

  May : Okay.

  Dean : How do you guys tell each other apart in a nightclub? No, really, like "Hi, I'm looking for Bobby, he's pale with black hair, wearing black... Have you seen him?"

• Dean : I just had an internet blind date with two twelve-year-old girls. And they dumped me.

• Dean : I give head like a truffle pig... and I always find that truffle, if you know what I mean.