Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)

Tom Arnold: Doughy

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Quotes 

• Boner : Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's all make a pact to lose our virginity before graduation!

  Doughy : I'm in!

  Barbara , Slab , Dawson , Martina : WE'RE NOT!

• Doughy : Hagatha. Now that's a beautiful name.

  Hagatha : Thanks. My friends call me Hag.

• Hagatha : Who's that? Your grandmother?

  Doughy : With the bong? Yeah.

  Hagatha : Glaucoma?

  Doughy : No, spring break.

• Doughy : Whereas Hardy enjoys a minuet, ballet ruse and crepes suzette.

  Hardy : Doughy likes to rock n roll, a hot dog makes him lose control.

  Hagitha : What a wild duet.

  Martina : Still they're cousins.

  Dawson : Identical cousins.

  Martina : They laugh alike.

  Dawson : They walk alike.

  Martina : At times they even talk alike.

  Hagitha : And you can lose your mind.

• Doughy : I killed my cousin, my heart's broken and my sister is dead. Damn it, I love this job.

• Martina : Who cares about that crap?

  Doughy : I do.

• Hagatha : Actually, it's on cable. But it's just as important!

  Doughy : Well, that's more important! On cable you can say dyke, boobies, butts, bastards.

• Doughy : I read your diary, Ms. Boo-hoo-my-gym-teacher-molested-me!

  Barbara : Dork!

  Doughy : Dyke!

  Martina : [surprised]  What?