Meet the Parents (2000)

Mark Hammer: Hospital Patient

Quotes 

• Greg Focker : [practising his speech on a patient at the hospital]  Will you marry me?

  Greg's Hospital Patient : Yes.

  Greg Focker : Seriously, do you think that sounds good?

  Greg's Hospital Patient : [flinching]  No.

  Greg Focker : Really, because I think that pretty much sums up everything...

  Greg's Hospital Patient : [struggling]  No!

  Greg Focker : [looking down]  Oh, sorry.

  [holding up catheter] 

  Greg Focker : Sometimes these catheters can pinch a little bit.