Andromeda (2000–2005)
Lisa Ryder: Beka Valentine
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Quotes
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Beka Valentine : Authorization code "shut up and do what I tell you."
Maru Computer : Authorization confirmed.
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Rommie : I just want a day where I can build missiles and tweak fire control in peace.
Beka Valentine : We need to find you a hobby.
Rommie : That IS my hobby.
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Beka Valentine : Positive Mental Attitude my Perky Mortal Ass.
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Beka Valentine : Tyr, ya don't have to come. I know how hard it is for you to beat that Nietzschean self-preservation gene.
Tyr Anasazi : You know, that " Nietzschean self-preservation gene," as you call it, can't be passed down unless a breeding partner makes herself available. Proving one's worth as a husband and father requires taking risks.
Beka Valentine : So all these dangerous, macho things you do - it's to impress the chicks?
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Beka Valentine : Where did you get all the candles?
Tyr Anasazi : I rendered them from the fat of my enemies.
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Rafe : For a fossilized High Guard Officer, your Dylan Hunt is one devious human being.
Beka Valentine : I knew you'd like him.
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Beka Valentine : Can I say it? Let's bring it.
Dylan Hunt : No, a little louder, more intense.
Beka Valentine : LET'S BRING IT!
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Beka Valentine : Wait, let me guess. You want me to fly the Maru into the teeth of what amounts to an interstellar hurricane just so that I can shut down yet another Seamus Harper science experiment thereby saving all of our butts from certain doom.
Dylan Hunt : Emphasis on doom.
Beka Valentine : Copy that. Oh, do me a favor - tell Harper that when I get back, I will be fitting him with a self-kicking butt. Should save us a lot of trouble in the future. Maru out!
Trance Gemini : Is there something wrong with Harper's butt?
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Dylan Hunt : Well, Harper always says that opposites attract.
Beka Valentine : That's just his excuse to meet women. Everyone's the opposite of Harper.
Dylan Hunt : That's true.
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[commenting on the incoming Magog worldship]
Rommie : Before you didn't know about it. Now you're facing it head-on.
Beka Valentine : That is such a warship thing to say.
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Beka Valentine : The suspense is killing me.
Tyr Anasazi : The suspense isn't what's going to kill you.
Harper : Yeah, well, the suspense already owes me a new pair of shorts.
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Beka Valentine : Honestly, Dylan, it was kinda beautiful, in an impending apocalypse kinda way. And now that it's been reclassified to an averted apocalypse, I feel I can appreciate it even more.
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Beka Valentine : Damn him!
Rev Bem : I think he's damned us all.
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Harper : Is my name Seamus Zelazny Harper?
Beka Valentine : God, I hope not.
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Dylan Hunt : Just keep your PMA charged and on-line.
Beka Valentine : PMA?
Dylan Hunt : Positive Mental Attitude
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Beka Valentine : You know, if I'm gonna die, I think I need a drink.
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Beka Valentine : Harper's twin muses - chaos and caffeine.
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Beka Valentine : Remind me again why we haven't installed seatbelts on this thing?
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Beka Valentine : We're not dead.
Rommie : Don't be so surprised.
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Harper : It's the "shoot first don't ask questions later because you'll be dead" formation.
Beka Valentine : I'll get back to you in a minute.
Harper : Take your time. It's not like we're facing total annihilation or anything.
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Beka Valentine : Is there a sign on my forehead or is it written in every bathroom from here to Tarn-Vedra about what an easy dupe Beka Valentine is?
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[Andromeda is being fired on]
Seamus Harper : Can't we fire just one teeny-weeny missile?
Rommie , Beka Valentine : No!
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Beka Valentine : What can I say? I've been a bad girl.
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Beka Valentine : One misstep and your IQ's my ring size.
