The Three Stooges (2000 TV Movie)

Marton Csokas: Ted Healy

Quotes 

• Ted Healy : [to heckler]  Hey fella, you think anybody could do this?

  Shemp Howard : *You* do it.

• Ted Healy : Sorry to run out on you, but a very rich lady is waiting for me in a penthouse apartment. She's got a driver outside. If Betty asks...

  Moe Howard , Larry Fine , Shemp Howard : We don't know nothing.

  Ted Healy : [leaving]  I knew I could count on you.

  Moe Howard : Break a leg.

  Shemp Howard : And your head.

• Ted Healy : Caught your act, kid. You got potential.

  Larry Fine : Thanks, Mr. Healy.

  Ted Healy : What's your name?

  Larry Fine : Me, I'm Larry Fine. That there's my wife Mabel.

  Ted Healy : Hiya. This is Moe Howard and his brother Shemp, short for Samuel 'cause his old lady couldn't pronounce it right.

  Larry Fine : I like the bear bit.

  Moe Howard : Oh, gee, thanks. Where'd you get the hair?

  Larry Fine : Ah, my mother blames my father.