Split Wide Open (1999)

Rahul Bose: KP, Kut Price

Quotes 

• KP aka Kut Price : [after looking at the girls]  No. She wasn't there. Look, this girl is a bit dark, must be 10 years old.

  The Pimp : Look boss, all my girls are under 10. All fresh. If you want you can get that also. Pure virgin. Say, wanna do the opening ceremony?

  KP aka Kut Price : Is your brains next to your ass? What am I telling you? I am telling you this girl is like my sister.

  The Pimp : So why are you jumping on me? I do honest business. All clean. I don't sell water to the poor like you do.

  KP aka Kut Price : [shouts]  Motherfucker!

• KP aka Kut Price : [to Nandita]  I slept on the footpaths. I slept on these water pipes.

  [pause] 

  KP aka Kut Price : And one day I got a job. In the hospital. To do what? To shave the bodies. The dead bodies. Good money. Arre this is Bombay. Only entry. No exit.

• Nandita : Remember these Mafia dons that you were telling me about? Do you think they'll...

  KP aka Kut Price : [interrupting]  They will not come Nandita.

  Nandita : Well, I think you'll be surprised what people will do to get on television.

  KP aka Kut Price : Good. If they come then you don't need me.

  Nandita : Need you? Not just for the show. I mean, I find you, interesting.

  KP aka Kut Price : Interesting? Arre, then you must be Aquarius. You're both intelligent and beautiful.

  Nandita : [laughing]  What? What the fuck line is that?

  KP aka Kut Price : Bono was teaching me English. He said, that is romantic.

  Nandita : [still laughing]  Well, it's not.

• KP aka Kut Price : [to Nandita]  You know, I'll tell you one thing. If TV is sad, life is fun. If TV is fun, life is sad.