Bobby Bittman
Buddy Phelps
Carla Gambiani
Arthur Prince
Dr. Morton Rush
Sam Slansky
Ida Slansky
Donald Shapiro
Marsha Fein
Lawrence Kellner
Gerald Melman
Jack Birnbaum
Delores Ryan
Mrs. Phelps
Hershel Slansky
Sitcom Mom
Sitcom Boy
Sitcom Girl (as Erica Lancaster)
Nigel
The Reevers
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Reporter #3 (as Rich Blackburn)
Hospital Kid
Hospital Kid (as Joshua Schultz)
Nurse
Assistant Director
Newsreel Announcer
Club Announcer