Lawrence Orbach / Bradley P. Allen / Ed Grimley / Jackie Rogers, Jr. / Dale O'Day / 'Baby' Estelle O'Day / Troy Soren / CableACE Award / Self
Babe
Drunk Woman
Gene Siskel
Maitre D'
Antoninous DiMentabella
Jay (as Steve Kampmann)
Nancy Mae
Man #1 at Party
Roger Ebert
Phil (as Peter Torokvei)
Tina Wise
Man #2 at Party
Waiter
The Trainer
Myrna
Dancer
Theatre Bum
Michael Jackson
Studio Head Mime (as Christopher Solari)
Little Boy
A.C.A. Receptionist (as Anita Whitaker)
Studio Head (voice) (uncredited)