Dracula: Dignity, doctor.

Simon Sheppard: NEVER... ever FUCK with an antiques dealer!

Dracula: I don't drink... coffee.

[Simon brandishes a Bible before the advancing Dracula]

Dracula: Propaganda.

Dracula: You made the world in your image. Now I make it in mine.

Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.

Mary: Did you ever ask?

Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?

Mary: [about Jesus Christ] He still loves you.

Dracula: Does he? Just as he still loves you? Then go back to him and see if he'll still have you!

Marcus: [Simon produces a cross] Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.

Simon Sheppard: [a dagger pops out of the cross' base] God loves you anyway.

Dracula: You cannot imagine what I've had to endure. I have borne the very wrath of God, chosen to suffer like no man before.

Dracula: We're all so much more complicated than our names.

Dracula: Everything I am is yours.

Simon Sheppard: [trying to find her] Mary! Mary!

Dracula: And all you are is mine.

Dracula: Blood has always been the coin of our realm.

Dracula: [to the neon cross] You knew all this would come to pass.

Dracula: [to Mary] It was my last sunset on this earth that made me who I am.

Abraham Van Helsing: You-you can't have her... ever!

Dracula: Can't I?

Abraham Van Helsing: If you harm my daughter, I swear to the Lord Christ...

Dracula: Shh! He doesn't care. In that you can trust. You stole life from my blood and past it to another. She's my Mary now.

Abraham Van Helsing: No. Never! You want revenge? Take it! Right here, right now!

Dracula: You know not the depths of my vengeance.

J.T.: [very afraid] Don't kill me.

Dracula: There are worst things than death.

Solina: You don't build this kind of security without a gold mine to hide.

Dracula: Let me show you what I have shown no other.

Dracula: Mary, you're afraid. Don't be.

Valerie Sharp: I don't want to die.

Dracula: Then you never will.

Detective Gautreaux: Solina, Dr. Seward here tells me you believe yourself to be a vampire. Now how does one become a vampire, Solina?

Solina: No, how does one become... a lover?

Detective Gautreaux: Well, I-I don't know.

Solina: [Groans] One is chosen.

Detective Gautreaux: You see that?

Dr. Seward: See what?

Solina: [sighs; Sultry voice] Would you like to be chosen, Mr. Detective? Are you waiting for a woman to choose you as a lover?

Detective Gautreaux: You getting this on tape?

Solina: [Yells] Look at me when I'm talking to you!

Detective Gautreaux: Now, Solina, you... you can't see me.

Solina: Of course I can.

[walks toward the one-way mirror as Solina can see through it; long, sultry sigh]

Solina: I can even see the outline of your cock through your pants. Don't pretend we're not interested. You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like...

[breathes heavily]

Solina: ... being born.

Dracula: You haven't been feeding her.

Simon Sheppard: What just happened in there?

Abraham Van Helsing: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.

Simon Sheppard: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?

Abraham Van Helsing: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.

Simon Sheppard: Who?

Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.

Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!

[Mary escapes from the vampiric Lucy and enters an eerie velvet hallway only to quickly encounter Valerie, also a vampire. Valerie screeches at a frightened Mary, who corners her]

Valerie Sharp: [demonic] So what makes you the one? What do you have that we don't have?

Solina: [distorted] Oh, I know.

[Solina crawls on the wall from the left]

Solina: I know your secret. Oh, yes.

Mary: [sobs] No.

Solina: Yeah, I can still taste it on your daddy's blood.

Valerie Sharp: Oh, yes. The essence.

[Solina hisses]

Valerie Sharp: What he took from Dracula, he passed on to you.

Solina: Born with his blood, but not like the rest of us.

Lucy: [appears from the right;sultry] Daddy's little prodigal.

Valerie Sharp: Sorry about your old man. We sucked him dry.

Solina: [to Simon about to kill her] Go ahead. Cut me. Won't you have a lot to explain.

Solina: [to Simon] You Brits like to sweet-talk and you Brits like to romance, and all I wanna do is suck.

Lucy: You had him every night in your dreams and you never even shared!

Lucy: It *is* better than chocolate.

Lucy: I was named after the "Peanuts" character.

Nightshade: I said I was sorry...

Valerie Sharp: You gettin' the crash? You gettin' the sunset? You gettin' the tits?

J.T.: Yeah, well, it's the talent that matters, Val.

Valerie Sharp: And don't you forget it.

Marcus: Better than money!

Solina: You know, it's a special thing to be chosen. Feels like being born.

[last lines]

Mary: I am Mary Van Helsing. I am my father's daughter. And nothing can ever take that away.

Abraham Van Helsing: If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.

Simon Sheppard: The undead... UNDEAD!

Simon Sheppard: [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."

Abraham Van Helsing: No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night

Simon Sheppard: Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.

Abraham Van Helsing: [talking about the crossbow in his hands] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.

Mary: [seeing Dracula outside of her bedroom] Wake up... wake up... it's the dream... you know it's the dream. Wake up!

Mary: [confessing to her pastor] I've had these dreams my whole life. Trapped in darkness with this man. I used to think they were just... nightmares.

Solina: Does English charm work on English women?

Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.

Solina: I don't date men that I work with.

Abraham Van Helsing: [about Dracula] He is, quite simply, beyond the reach of death.

Solina: [after turning into a vampire] Oh, Mr. Van Helsing. Haven't you been selfish.

[Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck]

Solina: [seductive] Simon...

Simon Sheppard: Better make it good.

Solina: You and I, we could...

Simon Sheppard: [cuts her head off] No!