The Fairly OddParents (2001–2017)

Susanne Blakeslee: Wanda, Mom, Mrs. Turner, Anti-Wanda, H2Olga, Waitress, Witch, Computer Voice, Fairy #3, Old Lady, Old Woman, Woman, Astronaut Mom, Audience Member #1, Blonda, Boy's Grandma, Cheerleaders, Choir, Crepes Suzette, Customer, Elf Mom, Elmer's Mom, Fan #2, Female Lifeguard, Female Truck Driver, Firewoman, Florence Henderson, Frog, Game Voice, Gigglepie, Jessie, Kid #2, Lady Goat, Leprechaun Mom, Lunchlady, Ma Turnbaum, Man, Mangy Cat, Mighty Mom, Mom Turner, Mrs. Buxaplenty, Mrs. Chamberland, Mrs. Dinkleburg, Mrs. Mom Turner, Mrs. Quack, Museum Guide, Nurse, Nurse Quack, Older Lady, PA Annoucer, Patron #1, Polly, Princess Fairy, Princess Galaxandra, Princess Wanda, Screaming Woman, Security System Voice, Shady Ride Operator, Snoop's Friend #2, Snooty Fairy #2, Snow Wanda, Sophie, Spanish Teacher, Spinster, Supermodel, Surfer Girl, Teacher One, Tour Guide, Troll Girl, Turbo Mom, Unicorn #2, Villager, WandaMiss Doombringer, Wandalyn, Woman #1, Writer's Mom

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Quotes 

• Cosmo : I married the smart one.

  Wanda : I married the... well he's cute, right?

• Timmy Turner : Hey guys, what's new?

  [Cosmo lights candles under water] 

  Wanda : The laws of physics.

• Wanda : Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.

• Wanda : [to Timmy, who has wished that he lived at the circus]  You can't stay a carny forever, Timmy.

  Cosmo : Yeah, you don't have the experience! You've never even been to prison.

• Mom Turner : Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.

• Timmy Turner : I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously.

  [Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling] 

  Timmy Turner : Aaaagggghhh!

  Wanda : [to Cosmo]  It means without being noticed.

  Cosmo : Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed.

• Wanda : Two wrongs don't make a right.

  Cosmo : But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!

• Wanda : You made your dad cry.

  Cosmo : Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.

• Wanda : [chasing Vicky through space]  The force is strong with this one.

  Cosmo : Luke, I am your father. I always wanted to say that.

• Wanda : Awwwww, Goat Love!

  Cosmo : They say it's the most honest love around.

• Cosmo : Not Vicky.

  Wanda : Icky with a V.

• Mom Turner : [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog]  He sure is hungry.

  Dad Turner : No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I'm hip!

  [Starts to eat his cereal like Timmy] 

  Timmy Turner : [School bus arrives]  School bus! School bus! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!

  Dad Turner : Wow, does Timmy love school or what?

  [Sticks face into cup of hot coffee] 

  Dad Turner : Oww, hot! It doesn't work with hot!

• Wanda : Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other.

  Timmy Turner : What's the other?

  Wanda , Cosmo : Timmy!

• Wanda : [Wanda is reading a book in the "All Men are Morons" section of the library]  Oh, Hillary! How did you put up with it?

• Wanda : He thinks everything is funny. Watch.

  [turns to Cosmo] 

  Wanda : Pudding.

  Cosmo : HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.

• Wanda : Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one.

  Cosmo : Or do what I did. Pick neither.

• Mom Turner : Losing our son was the best thing to ever happen to us!

  Dad Turner : We have a son?

• [theme song] 

  Chorus : Timmy is an average kid that no one understands / Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands!

  Vicky : BED, TWERP!

  Chorus : The doom and gloom, up in his room / is broken instantly / by his magic little fish, who grant his every wish / Cause in reality, they are his... OddParents, Fairly OddParents!

  Wanda : Wands and wings!

  Cosmo : Floaty crowny things!

  Chorus : OddParents, Fairly OddParents! Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!

  Timmy Turner : Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice! Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

  Chorus : OddParents, Fairy OddParents! It flips your lid, when you are the kid with Fairly OddParents!

  Vicky : Yeah, right!

  [Vicky gets zapped] 

• Mom Turner : Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.

• Mom Turner : You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me.

• [Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. The two of them start acting hyper and jump up and down] 

  Cosmo : This coffee is great!

  [shouts] 

  Cosmo : Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff?

  Denzel Crocker : Columbia.

  Wanda : Oh! We should go there!

• Wanda : Don't you think you should be looking for your mom, dad, friends Chester and AJ, and back-up friends Sanjay and Elmer?

• Wanda : Won't your parents worry about where you are?

  Timmy Turner : We've only been gone 15 seconds.

  Dad : Where were you! There was a 15 second period where I had no idea where you were!

  Timmy Turner : Geez dad, chill out! Would mom get this upset?

  Dad : Eh, I don't know. Let's ask her while I'm drinking a glass of water.

  [pulls out a puppet of Timmy's mom] 

  Mom puppet : I think you're being too hard on Timmy.

  Dad : [spits out water]  Oh sure, take his side!

  Timmy Turner : No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok.

• Timmy Turner : Don't you understand? He could turn gravity into gravy! He could turn the planets into plants!

  Wanda : He could turn Uranus into... Oh my gosh! We have to stop him!

• [after traveling 10 years into the past] 

  Wanda : Look Timmy you're still inside your moms tummy.

  Cosmo : I thought she loved Timmy, why did she eat him?

• [the people of Atlantis have summoned a kraken to eat Cosmo for sinking their city] 

  Timmy Turner : Woah, that's pretty harsh for sinking Atlantis one time.

  Cosmo : Uh, actually I sank it nine times...

  Wanda : You sank Atlantis nine times! Where was I when this happened?

  Cosmo : Oh, please! I have a whole secret life you know nothing about!

• Dr. Bill : Is your child despondent a lot? Well don't blame them, blame yourselves! Take the bad parent test!

  Dad Turner : Oh, I love Dr. Bill's parenting tests! They help us realize what great parents we are!

  Dr. Bill : Does your child say I'm busy a lot?

  Mom Turner : [Timmy runs by]  Hey, Timmy, we're watching Dr. Bill...

  Timmy Turner : [interrupts and runs off]  I'm busy!

  Dr. Bill : Do they use a lot of paper towels, spend too much time in their rooms and say don't bother me?

  Timmy Turner : [Timmy runs by again]  I'm just gonna take these paper towels up to my room so don't bother me!

  Mom Turner : Oh no! We're bad parents!

  Dr. Bill : But it's not too late to be great parents! Rebuild and reconnect your family with a family play date! Get the whole family together and bake brownies, get crazy and jump on the couch or go outside and play croquet.