The Weekenders (2000–2004)
Phil LaMarr: Carver Descartes, Bluke, Carver's Dad, Coach Ned Colson, Hans, Alien Slug Beast, Captain Dreadnought, Dr. Skippy, Irvine, Mall Security Guard, Nick Vance, Tony Tordolero
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Quotes
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Carver : How do you spell beautiful?
Girl : M-e-l G-i-b-s-o-n
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Carver : Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic.
[Carver walks off]
Lor McQuarrie : Wow! That must be a pretty nice attic! Er... what?
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Carver : Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in disgust.
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Lor McQuarrie : Have you seen the World's Funniest Medical Blunders?
Carver : Once. This guy swallowed his dentures and when the doctors gave him an x-ray, his lungs were smiling back at him.
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Tish : Don't you want to broaden your minds?
Lor McQuarrie : Our minds are already broad enough.
Carver : Yea I already have trouble finding hats that fit.
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Lor McQuarrie : Go fish.
Carver : We're playing Crazy Eights.