The Hole (2001)

Laurence Fox: Geoff

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Quotes 

• Frankie : What's the time now?

  Mike : Same as when you asked two minutes ago.

  Frankie : Well it can't be the same time if two minutes have passed, can it.

  Geoff : It's three thirty-two, then.

• Geoff : So what? You're gonna go home to an empty house and fuck the maid like you did last Easter.

  Mike : You haven't seen the maid.

• Geoff : [Frankie leaves after he tries to undresses her]  What am I meant to do with the old man?

  Frankie : Suck it off, big boy!

• Geoff : After you start to feel thirsty, you find yourself feeling impatient, maybe even a little sick. And your pulse starts to go up, then there's the headaches, dizziness... when it gets bad, your vision will blur and you'll find it hard to walk and talk. Your tongue swells up, your skin shrivels, you twitch, you go deaf and then you die.

• Mike : And then there's all those exciting exams to look forward to.

  Frankie : Way to look on the positive side.

  Mike : No, no, no. I've got a hard-on for these exams, they're great.

  Geoff : You've got a hard-on for everything.

  Mike : Not for you, mate.

• [Frankie fakes being sick after Liz holds up her cue card] 

  Elizabeth Dunn : I'm really worried about her. She needs a doctor.

  Mike : Well, that's obvious. I thought you were supposed to be smart.

  [Liz holds up the 'Toilet' cue card] 

  Geoff : I bet it's that dirty toilet water that's making her ill.

  Elizabeth Dunn : It's not my fault.

  Geoff : Yes. It. Is.

  [everyone restrains laughter]